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My Thunder Blanket

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She said she wanted to take a kick boxing class

Wow! Yes! Great Idea!

I called the Women’s Crisis Line and asked for self defense classes

The appointment was for 4:30

She clutched her pink pepper spray canister in Starbucks,

glaring at the two men that made the hideous mistake of

sitting on the couches adjacent to her chair.

My God! She is gone. My usual frantic search of the

parking lot.

She slammed the door of my car! Some people like to sit alone!

The bald instructor demonstrated a taser knife

Good God! What strange shit will go down next.

I stare at the TV commercial of the dog owner

lovingly velcroing the frightened dog into it’s vest

Is there one in my size?

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Molested

Sedaris

There doesn’t have to be a reason,

if you label someone an addict.

They just can’t help themselves

is what everyone thinks.

Take away the nightmares

and they don’t have to numb themselves?

Nope. They need a make believe friend

to save them from their everyday pain.

A make believe friend that loves them.


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Womanly

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She’s a real Woman, no girly girls here.

Won me over that she looked more Amazon

than Victoria’s Secret (she loves her ice cream!)

and No Patriotism (means she hates Trump too!)

“They Don’t Deserve You “. A’int that the truth.

Sorry but I feel that Chris Pine is above average

but the guys showing up on my shores are wanting.