Alpha bits

Want to freak out an American man?

insinuate he has a feminine side

explain meta sexuality

Want to put an American President in his place?

squeeze the blood out of his tiny hand

Guilded

My step father said I looked like “old money”.

That was me in a white suit and skirt.

I don’t wear white all that much anymore.

You can’t worry about going to a laundromat

after leaving your washer and dryer behind in the last move.

Once you lose that upper middle class status and become

a pay check to paycheck Mother, your kids wear denim and cotton.

The privileged have the Nanny do their braids.

It Feels Like We Have Known Each Other ……

There is Money to be made@ Russianspyturneddiplomat.com

Did you find a nice spot for the bugging equipment. No not near my Coke button!

Over there by my telephone so you and Putty can hear my brilliant deal making.

You make me look good, you know.

My chin doesn’t look nearly that bad!

Holes in his head

This is where he wants to be buried.

Does he contemplate his mortality?

Or is he just worried about getting a reservation?

I’m with Mika. He is crazy and people that don’t

see that scare the hell out of me.

You should never play a round

with crazy people. Things get broken.

A Misogynist’s Tale

“Putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing” Donald Trump

I am not a thing

“I am not a car”. The protester’s sign read.

Get your tiny little hands off my Reproductive rights!

Our real president can tell some tales