Little Red “Why do your hands look so small in person?”
Trump ” Small? I am Bigly in all ways”
Little Red “You mean your mouth?”
Trump “Listen Red Zinger you are a fake Riding Hood. I know my Riding Hoods and
you are a loser of one. Take this Electoral Map diagram and show it to the
Village”.
Little Red ” I am going to the Climate March. See you in Court!”
Trump was posing next to a deer head
He was pretending that his EO would free
National Monument lands for people’s use
Yeah, to kill more wild life
To exploit Resources
To let power hungry creeps destroy it!
Can’t you just see him stuffed and mounted?
Maybe a big wild pussy will end this debate.
I never argue with people about Science
Science is everything
Science is knowledge
We identified species, she cared for animals, we explored tide pools,
she experimented with diet, we created projects, she worked as a farmer
Science is gathering observations
Science is concluding patterns
The Broom bushes bloom because it is May soon
Miracles can be explained as coincidences and yet
the Scientist knows it is possible.
Our house may be a record,
of the most mental illness caused
by the election of you know who.
I think about Bombs blowing up NYC.
The PTSD from 9-11 is a daily flashback.
Just seeing Hillary talk about gay rights
lowers my blood pressure. All your tips
on how to ignore all this insanity. Is insane.
Hope
Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,
And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.
I’ve heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.
Tell me, would you? Tell a soldier going to battle to
“Have an Amazing Day!”
Would you? Of course not!
I spend every day with a
psychotic that can be all laughing
one minute and speaking in tongues the next.
Someday there will be a better arrangement.
For right now please just be real.
Tell me to keep breathing, to laugh
if I can, to eat some chocolate or
go climb a tree and try
not to smash
my brains out.
Some guy was trying to explain Why he Believed in Jesus.
He said “It’s hard to not believe in someone who time is marked with”
I assumed he meant BC and AC and his logic repulsed me.
The 10 Commandments came on TV. I noted that Moses
was saved from the pharaoh, Half-Man Half-God
SNL parodied the Pharaoh as a “Bad Hombre”
Who do we know that covers everything in Gold?
